Do you ever feel like you are less weak than the people around you? That you can walk less slowly than others, that you can lift less light things, that you can jump less low? That you are physically, simply, less incapable? Then come to the Championships Least Weak Man and Woman and show why! Take on the least bad of the least bad and prove that you are even less bad! Participate to have a chance to win the coveted cup, because whoever gets hold of that cup may officially call themselves the least motorically underdeveloped of A-eskwadraat! Free entry and exit to these championships, and all of that for free!